"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize