Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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