are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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