Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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