he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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