Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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