im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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