So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Will exercising make me less horny?
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