I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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