I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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