Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
