it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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