Dual....:-)
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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