would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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