called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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