I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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