So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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