i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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