Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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