Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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