If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
COCAINE IS GR8
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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