end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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