Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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