I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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