I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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