and i looked up. we had an audience...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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