your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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