you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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