just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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