You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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