And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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