It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
