You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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