yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I can text with my tongue
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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