Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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