Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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