At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
If I die, sorry about rent.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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