We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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