I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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