This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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