i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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