I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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