I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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