at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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