I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
im on a boat
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