Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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