i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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