haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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