at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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