I hope mine doesn't look like that
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
